I have always wanted to explore the Amazon but sleeping in a shack with large bugs and no running water is where my pool boy lives, not me. Oh Ronaldo! So, I almost spit out my morning mimosa when I came across the M/V Aqua. This luxury mini-voyage takes you to Peru, the Amazon, or the Pacaya Samiria Reserve with the luxuries of gazing out to the jungle while you enjoy a meal in the fabulous dining room, shopping at the on-board boutique or resting in your California king-sized bed. The 7 night cruise in the master suite starts at $4,900 per person. I hope we run into one of those undiscovered tribes. I bet they are dying for some decent hair products.